What an awesome line: "He beamed, the smile so wide it showed the gaps between the fake teeth he had done and the few remaining real teeth in his head."
Dad of the Year.
Jimmy Doom for the win!
Country clubs are not my cup of tea. I've done work in a few. One was insanely opulent.
Everyone puts their pants on one leg at a time.
I'll admit the some clubs do eat pretty good; but my wife can (and has) cooked with the best and all my friends ask me why I don't weigh 500 pounds!
The really good Caesar at a CC tonight triggered this story and since there's not much tension in " Dude eats good salad" I had to fictionalize it. Stoked it made you laugh.
For a guy who once strained fruit flies out of a bottle of Jack Daniels with a pair of dirty nylons in the basement of a band house in Detroit's most dangerous neighborhood, it feels a little out of character, but I'm willing to adapt.
I was beyond thrilled you came today Jimmy and so happy you had a blast. THANK YOU for donating your money and your time today
Such a great event and your kids are a delight. Really. I'm sure you hear that all the time and it's absolutely true.
Can't wait for next year. Get some rest. I told the greenskeeper you'd replace my divots in the morning. Start with the parking lot.
What an opener for year 3!
I haven't laughed so hard in while!
BOOM!
What an awesome line: "He beamed, the smile so wide it showed the gaps between the fake teeth he had done and the few remaining real teeth in his head."
Dad of the Year.
Jimmy Doom for the win!
Country clubs are not my cup of tea. I've done work in a few. One was insanely opulent.
Everyone puts their pants on one leg at a time.
I'll admit the some clubs do eat pretty good; but my wife can (and has) cooked with the best and all my friends ask me why I don't weigh 500 pounds!
The really good Caesar at a CC tonight triggered this story and since there's not much tension in " Dude eats good salad" I had to fictionalize it. Stoked it made you laugh.
You can get a story out of anything. This is A+.
Aside from the food, how did you enjoy your time at the country club?
That was fictional. The food was tremendous at the Country Club. Golfing and eating like that was scarily something I could get used to doing daily
Living large certainly wouldn't be hard to get used to
For a guy who once strained fruit flies out of a bottle of Jack Daniels with a pair of dirty nylons in the basement of a band house in Detroit's most dangerous neighborhood, it feels a little out of character, but I'm willing to adapt.