This seems like the most entertaining funeral procession. I’d love to be a part of it.
The vibe of this reminds me of Jamaican Nine-Nights. Nine-Night is basically a party (or a series of parties) held before a person’s funeral. It’s supposed to just be for family and friends, but lots of random people tend to show up for the free food and fun atmosphere.
Small town cops. Gotta love them.
Long live The Abrasions! Sounds like a fabulous procession. Wish I could have been there. I also wish I could write lines like these:
"Abrasions fans came of voting age and Kurtain wound up running a walleye charter out of Bayville."
“Nilphin had a heart attack yanking the knob on the Kiwanis gumball machine in the lobby,” .
You are a very funny man, Jimmy.
"theme song to the most popular reality show in Norway"
How randomly hilarious!
Love it Jimmy
Coolest name for a band! The Abrasions!
I love the search for an ice cream bar.
I enjoyed the narration perspective.
It came off as real.
Every other narration perspective I could think of just sounded conceited.
And that's why I let you write 'em.
I think I heard The Abrasions, with Flipper, at the Mab in S.F. They were good! :) I really enjoyed this story, Jimmy.
What a great mash-up of surrealism and realism.
This seems like the most entertaining funeral procession. I’d love to be a part of it.
The vibe of this reminds me of Jamaican Nine-Nights. Nine-Night is basically a party (or a series of parties) held before a person’s funeral. It’s supposed to just be for family and friends, but lots of random people tend to show up for the free food and fun atmosphere.
Wow no shit you get paid for this kind of stuff? 😑