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And they say Romance is dead.

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They're right. 🤡

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Somehow I guessed!

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Only you could come up with, "Bolo tie my chickenpox scarred ass, Chad thought.".

Yeah.

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Thanks. I like to put my own stamp on em

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I didn’t like it, but I don’t feel like yelling. And I don’t like cat pics either. Now what do I do?! 😂

Just kidding!

It was entertaining. Thank you.🩶

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Entertaining is the best I can ever hope for. That's the bell on the Sledgehammer game at this carnival

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Vivid detail

Clever ending!

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Between the meth, the pills, the booze, we get a new example of a loving gift.

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Jul 6Liked by Jimmy Doom

Maybe he gave her too many vacuum cleaners for Christmas!

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Jul 6Liked by Jimmy Doom

Oof! I just relived the excruciating disappointment I felt when the big box I unwrapped contained a doll, rather than the game “Green Ghost” that I had coveted and just KNEW was in there. I’m guessing he added to his tattoo collection shortly thereafter.

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Jul 6Liked by Jimmy Doom

Oh, my.

Funny!

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Hilarious and dysfunctionally sad at once. Ah, the course of true love...

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Love it

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You never disappoint, my Brother.

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