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I don't know where to start. The whole piece is hilarious. And I wouldn't allow that PeepGrip 39 anywhere near my computer, umlaut or not.

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Thanks George!

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Well I’m both delighted AND horrified. But then again, I never saw anyone who looked like that in Central Park. Maybe in the Village…Go figure.

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I hope ya laughed at least once

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Umlauts and virtual living.

What a state of things!

Hilariously depressing, or is it depressingly hilarious.

At any rate, another of your masterpieces.

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Thanks J/S!

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Capybara hair! Otherwise horrifying.

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I love capybara

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Hilarious! Capybara hair extension?! Lolol. And snorting freeze dried nicotine gum… bwahahaha. Thank you for livening up my Sat afternoon.

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I don’t know people like this but I kinda know people kinda like this

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I have known some weirdoes in my life for sure. I was kinda traumatized after watching Blue Velvet because the creep-Frank I think, was just like a guy we had in my small town. Ugh.

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I love Dennis Hopper

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How do I become a paid subscriber- Im pretty new to Substack and I can’t figure it out.🤷‍♀️ You were talking about it the other day.

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When you became a free subscriber it should have shown you an option screen. If it didn’t that might explain why I’m not seeing very many. Give me a second and I’ll try to find a link

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I think there was an option screen when I became a free subscriber but I was busy and thought I’ll get back to this. The link you gave me just now takes me to your main page and shows Im a free subscriber but no option to be a paid one. Then there are 2 links but one is to your Twitter and one to Amazin for a book of yours.

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*Amazon even says the Queen of the fat finger fumble

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Resubmit your email into the prompt and the option screen will reappear

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Ok done! Thx.

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I mean, of course Zumflum has a ponytail extension. Capybara hair makes it even more douchier! Fun read.

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Thanks. I’m trying to have fun with the 0% of 20 Million Substack is giving away

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