I have known some weirdoes in my life for sure. I was kinda traumatized after watching Blue Velvet because the creep-Frank I think, was just like a guy we had in my small town. Ugh.
When you became a free subscriber it should have shown you an option screen. If it didn’t that might explain why I’m not seeing very many. Give me a second and I’ll try to find a link
I think there was an option screen when I became a free subscriber but I was busy and thought I’ll get back to this. The link you gave me just now takes me to your main page and shows Im a free subscriber but no option to be a paid one. Then there are 2 links but one is to your Twitter and one to Amazin for a book of yours.
I don't know where to start. The whole piece is hilarious. And I wouldn't allow that PeepGrip 39 anywhere near my computer, umlaut or not.
Thanks George!
Well I’m both delighted AND horrified. But then again, I never saw anyone who looked like that in Central Park. Maybe in the Village…Go figure.
I hope ya laughed at least once
Umlauts and virtual living.
What a state of things!
Hilariously depressing, or is it depressingly hilarious.
At any rate, another of your masterpieces.
Thanks J/S!
Capybara hair! Otherwise horrifying.
I love capybara
Hilarious! Capybara hair extension?! Lolol. And snorting freeze dried nicotine gum… bwahahaha. Thank you for livening up my Sat afternoon.
I don’t know people like this but I kinda know people kinda like this
I have known some weirdoes in my life for sure. I was kinda traumatized after watching Blue Velvet because the creep-Frank I think, was just like a guy we had in my small town. Ugh.
I love Dennis Hopper
How do I become a paid subscriber- Im pretty new to Substack and I can’t figure it out.🤷♀️ You were talking about it the other day.
When you became a free subscriber it should have shown you an option screen. If it didn’t that might explain why I’m not seeing very many. Give me a second and I’ll try to find a link
https://jimmydoom.substack.com/subscribe
I think there was an option screen when I became a free subscriber but I was busy and thought I’ll get back to this. The link you gave me just now takes me to your main page and shows Im a free subscriber but no option to be a paid one. Then there are 2 links but one is to your Twitter and one to Amazin for a book of yours.
*Amazon even says the Queen of the fat finger fumble
Resubmit your email into the prompt and the option screen will reappear
Ok done! Thx.
I mean, of course Zumflum has a ponytail extension. Capybara hair makes it even more douchier! Fun read.
Thanks. I’m trying to have fun with the 0% of 20 Million Substack is giving away