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I enjoyed this review so much I am going to run out and start a new life with my valuable hunting knife. After that I am going to go everywhere with helicopter.

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Feb 7, 2023Liked by Jimmy Doom

Music, art, literature are all subjective. Jim seems to like it, I might think it sucks. Neither opinion makes it suck or not suck. Nice response Jim, I'd have been hesitant to opine.

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Feb 7, 2023Liked by Jimmy Doom

For a review that's supposed to tell me that a band sucks, this sucks.

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Lol...glorious. So many top lines in this review. I want to read more band reviews! Can you do gigs too?

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"Merging onto suck highway with your muffler dragging." I'm laughing my ass off. So many quotable lines in this I can't stop smiling. Thanks bruv.

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I was laughing hard, but when I got to "John Williams on lithium" it became hysterical.

The punnies were awesome!

'No bridge' music that has some qualities are known as 7-11 music in my circles.

Missed a note? No worries. Hit it on the next pass!

Can't figure it out? Change the key and rinse.

I miss Meatloaf. 1994 All-Star game. Best rendition ever.

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Man! That last paragraph is a real knockout! Made me go back to the top and read it one more time.

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Feb 10, 2023Liked by Jimmy Doom

I will admit that I didn’t listen to each song all the way through, but I personally found that what I heard didn’t leave much of an impression on me. It’s not terrible despite the low quality, but it’s not amazing either. Some elements ARE nice, don’t get me wrong, but the music just kind of exists? I don’t think I’ll remember having come across this artist a day or two from now. I do have faith that they’ll improve in the future though.

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Apr 22, 2023·edited Apr 22, 2023Liked by Jimmy Doom

if you made this up entirely alone id be carving of you an Easter Island rock Face...but if even if there is small chance of cheat involved in ANY of the song titles or fuck story in general being gifted i dont care THIS is worth reposting and crossbowing and roarstacking to death dude

so good so good (james brown)

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no i got that many miss my contexts love it

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"..you seem highly capable of sucking in different genres, but just don’t... quite... pull it off. ...:" best possible review they could have hoped for......very nice.

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