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Patty Mallett's avatar

Getting high with a monkey. Sounds fun!

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Jimmy Doom's avatar

Weed just puts me to sleep. I quit that first

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lou J's avatar

That whole thing may be the closest I’ve come to seeing myself in somebody else’s words. Damn! I’m honored, spooked, mystified, amazed.

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Jimmy Doom's avatar

I’ve had days where my mind worked like that

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Nick Winney's avatar

That's a thought alright.

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Jimmy Doom's avatar

Why did we first make knives?

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Nick Winney's avatar

scraping skins maybe?

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Jimmy Doom's avatar

Duh. That had to be it, right? It didn’t cross my mind.

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Robert M Savage, Jr's avatar

I love this one!

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Robert M Savage, Jr's avatar

By the way, I can see getting high with a monkey, but not a chimpanzee - I’ve heard they’re a**holes.

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Jimmy Doom's avatar

I know they can be dangerous

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Joe's avatar

Looking for a fix.

The most dangerous creature in the world.

When I was doing free deliveries (newspapers, telephone books), the safest times to deliver in the darkness was 4a - 6a.

The junkies had scored and weren't interested at the moment and the rest weren't moving nearly as fast as I was, although once, I came around a corner with my load and blew through a deal going down. Not certain they even noticed me and I didn't slow down.

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Jimmy Doom's avatar

Usually potheads don’t mug people. That’s the domain of heroin and amphetamine addicts

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Gerard DiLeo's avatar

Just don't give him and his 999 friends typewriters. By the way, I've actually had a monkey. Not any more. You don't want to do anything with monkeys.

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Jimmy Doom's avatar

Substack feels like monkeys with typewriters

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Rian Greeff's avatar

Oooh oooh ah ah!

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Jimmy Doom's avatar

I’ll bet monkeys get quiet when they’re stoned

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Patris's avatar

Somehow I missed this on Wednesday- dozing off but scrolling just found this.. I don’t know any monkeys and I don’t want to .. my junkie friends were not smoking weed..

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