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Patrick K.'s avatar

Grandma doesn’t understand “gift”.

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Elizabeth Stevens's avatar

We've all had that grandma ha

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Jimmy Doom's avatar

No, my grandma was a Saint.

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Elizabeth Stevens's avatar

I had one grandma, Bunny (Blanche) who was just kinda sorta a bit mean.

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Jimmy Doom's avatar

Anyone named Bunny and or Blanche has to be a character.

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Elizabeth Stevens's avatar

She would introduce herself, often to random people such as easily embarrassed grocery baggers, as "The Original Playboy Bunny" complete with hip-wiggle and 😉. As a teenager this was not cool; as an adult, I'd just roll my eyes.

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Jimmy Doom's avatar

I can absolutely picture that. A true character. Maybe I'll do an homage.

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Patty Mallett's avatar

Grandmotherf—-er!

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Jimmy Doom's avatar

Maybe that should have been the title.

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